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"Old Golfers Never Die.... They Just Take More Strokes" Vintage Ceramic Wall Plaque

"Old Golfers Never Die.... They Just Take More Strokes" Vintage Ceramic Wall Plaque

Regular price $22.00 USD
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A hole-in-one for any golfer with a sense of humor — this vintage ceramic novelty wall plaque reads: "Old Golfers Never Die.... They Just Take More Strokes!" The raised lettering pops in bold red and black, with a grinning cartoon golfer in a green cap and polka-dot shirt, club in hand and totally unbothered.

  • Text: "Old Golfers Never Die.... They Just Take More Strokes"
  • Material: Ceramic / chalkware
  • Style: Raised relief with hand-painted cartoon character
  • Colors: White background, black border, red and black lettering, multicolor character
  • Hanging: Wire hanger on back, ready to hang 9x7
  • Condition: Good vintage condition with normal wear. Back shows a handwritten price mark and some paint wear — please review all photos. Front colors remain vibrant.

Hang it in the clubhouse, garage, or man cave — or gift it to the golfer who insists they’re still in their prime. Part of a series of vintage ceramic novelty plaques — check the shop for the matching bowler, fisherman, and office humor signs!

⚠️ Please Note: This is a used, pre-owned item. Every care has been taken to photograph the piece thoroughly, including any visible flaws, wear, or imperfections. Please review all photos carefully before purchasing. The seller is not responsible for any flaws that may have been missed in the listing photos. All sales are final.

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