"I'm Too Lazy to Work and Too Nervous to Steal" Vintage Ceramic Wall Plaque

The most honest wall plaque ever made. This vintage ceramic novelty sign declares with zero shame: "I'm Too Lazy to Work and Too Nervous to Steal." The raised lettering pops in bold orange and black, anchored by a magnificently grumpy, wild-haired character clutching a yellow flower — looking absolutely done with everything.

• Text: "I'm Too Lazy to Work and Too Nervous to Steal"
• Material: Ceramic / chalkware
• Style: Raised relief with hand-painted cartoon character
• Colors: White background, black border, orange and black lettering, multicolor character
• Size: Approximately 9" x 7"
• Hanging: Wire hanger on back, ready to hang
• Condition: Good vintage condition with normal wear consistent with age.

Hang it in your home office, living room, or anywhere someone needs a little existential solidarity. The perfect gift for anyone who has ever called in sick on a Monday. Part of a series of vintage ceramic novelty plaques — check the shop for the matching bowler, fisherman, golfer, hunter, and office humor signs!

⚠️ Please Note: This is a used, pre-owned item. Every care has been taken to photograph the piece thoroughly, including any visible flaws, wear, or imperfections. Please review all photos carefully before purchasing. The seller is not responsible for any flaws that may have been missed in the listing photos. All sales are final.