"Don't Be an Alcholic" Vintage Novelty Gag Box – Complete with Original Box

A wonderfully peculiar piece of mid-century adult humor — a vintage novelty gag box titled "Don't Be an Alcholic" (yes, misspelled — that's part of the joke). The exterior features a classic black-and-white cartoon of a wobbly drunk on Skid Row, bottle in hand, with a thought bubble delivering the anti-drinking message.

Open the box and the punchline is revealed: "Drink Milk" — along with a cheeky wooden novelty piece inside. The kind of gag gift that would have had the whole room laughing at a 1950s or 60s party.

Note: Product photos show the interior item censored out of an abundance of caution — it is a novelty/gag item intended for adult audiences. Please purchase with that in mind.

• Vintage novelty gag box — complete with original box and interior piece
• Exterior: "Don't Be an Alcholic" cartoon with Skid Row drunk illustration
• Interior: "Drink Milk" reveal with wooden novelty piece
• Mid-century adult humor / gag gift
• One-of-a-kind conversation piece

Condition Notes

Excellent condition. Box and interior piece both intact. Please review all photos carefully before purchasing.

⚠️ Please Note: This is a used, pre-owned vintage item intended for adult audiences. All sales are final. We are not responsible for any product issues missed in our description or photos — please review all images carefully and ask any questions before purchasing.