{"product_id":"im-too-lazy-to-work-and-too-nervous-to-steal-vintage-ceramic-wall-plaque","title":"\"I'm Too Lazy to Work and Too Nervous to Steal\" Vintage Ceramic Wall Plaque","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe most honest wall plaque ever made. This vintage ceramic novelty sign declares with zero shame: \u003cstrong\u003e\"I'm Too Lazy to Work and Too Nervous to Steal.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e The raised lettering pops in bold orange and black, anchored by a magnificently grumpy, wild-haired character clutching a yellow flower — looking absolutely done with everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"I'm Too Lazy to Work and Too Nervous to Steal\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic \/ chalkware\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Raised relief with hand-painted cartoon character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e White background, black border, orange and black lettering, multicolor character\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 9\" x 7\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHanging:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wire hanger on back, ready to hang\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Good vintage condition with normal wear consistent with age.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eHang it in your home office, living room, or anywhere someone needs a little existential solidarity. The perfect gift for anyone who has ever called in sick on a Monday. Part of a series of vintage ceramic novelty plaques — check the shop for the matching bowler, fisherman, golfer, hunter, and office humor signs!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note: This is a used, pre-owned item. Every care has been taken to photograph the piece thoroughly, including any visible flaws, wear, or imperfections. Please review all photos carefully before purchasing. The seller is not responsible for any flaws that may have been missed in the listing photos. All sales are final.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Peculiar Parlor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45421913374806,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/4738\/4918\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_7c782180-241d-4651-b080-1895f829be63.jpg?v=1784689958","url":"https:\/\/www.peculiarparlor.com\/products\/im-too-lazy-to-work-and-too-nervous-to-steal-vintage-ceramic-wall-plaque","provider":"The Peculiar Parlor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}