{"product_id":"dont-be-an-alcholic-vintage-novelty-gag-box-complete-with-original-box","title":"\"Don't Be an Alcholic\" Vintage Novelty Gag Box – Complete with Original Box","description":"\u003cp\u003eA wonderfully peculiar piece of mid-century adult humor — a vintage novelty gag box titled \u003cstrong\u003e\"Don't Be an Alcholic\"\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, misspelled — that's part of the joke). The exterior features a classic black-and-white cartoon of a wobbly drunk on Skid Row, bottle in hand, with a thought bubble delivering the anti-drinking message.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOpen the box and the punchline is revealed: \u003cstrong\u003e\"Drink Milk\"\u003c\/strong\u003e — along with a cheeky wooden novelty piece inside. The kind of gag gift that would have had the whole room laughing at a 1950s or 60s party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNote: Product photos show the interior item censored out of an abundance of caution — it is a novelty\/gag item intended for adult audiences. Please purchase with that in mind.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage novelty gag box — complete with original box and interior piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExterior: \"Don't Be an Alcholic\" cartoon with Skid Row drunk illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterior: \"Drink Milk\" reveal with wooden novelty piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMid-century adult humor \/ gag gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-of-a-kind conversation piece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCondition Notes\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcellent condition. Box and interior piece both intact. Please review all photos carefully before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚠️ Please Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a \u003cstrong\u003eused, pre-owned vintage item intended for adult audiences\u003c\/strong\u003e. All sales are final. We are not responsible for any product issues missed in our description or photos — please review all images carefully and ask any questions before purchasing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Peculiar Parlor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44831505940566,"sku":null,"price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/4738\/4918\/files\/20260605_123357.jpg?v=1780702551","url":"https:\/\/www.peculiarparlor.com\/products\/dont-be-an-alcholic-vintage-novelty-gag-box-complete-with-original-box","provider":"The Peculiar Parlor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}