{"product_id":"bless-this-lousy-apartment-vintage-style-cross-stitch-wall-hanging","title":"\"Bless This Lousy Apartment\" Vintage-Style Cross Stitch Wall Hanging","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor everyone who has ever lived in a place that was… \u003cem\u003echaracter-filled\u003c\/em\u003e. This novelty cross-stitch wall hanging reads \u003cstrong\u003e\"Bless This Lousy Apartment\"\u003c\/strong\u003e in bold block lettering, surrounded by a cheerful floral border in red, orange, and yellow — complete with a sweet little embroidered heart. The irony is immaculate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade in a classic vintage cross-stitch style that looks like it came straight out of grandma's kitchen — but with a much better sense of humor. Hang it in your kitchen, your entryway, your actual lousy apartment, or gift it to someone who will truly appreciate it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"Bless This Lousy Apartment\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage-style cross-stitch on natural linen\/canvas fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBorder:\u003c\/strong\u003e Floral motif in red, orange, and yellow\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two metal grommets at top for easy hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e Good condition. Could use a gentle wash to freshen it up — colors and stitching are intact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note: This is a used, pre-owned item. Every care has been taken to photograph the piece thoroughly, including any visible flaws, wear, or imperfections. Please review all photos carefully before purchasing. The seller is not responsible for any flaws that may have been missed in the listing photos. All sales are final.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Peculiar Parlor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45421817200726,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/4738\/4918\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_3a5fd8da-aeab-4067-a5c2-d0b58458dd05.jpg?v=1784672128","url":"https:\/\/www.peculiarparlor.com\/products\/bless-this-lousy-apartment-vintage-style-cross-stitch-wall-hanging","provider":"The Peculiar Parlor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}