{"product_id":"1-day-of-coal-364-days-of-fun-ill-take-my-chances-holiday-wood-sign-11x11","title":"\"1 Day of Coal, 364 Days of Fun — I'll Take My Chances\" Holiday Wood Sign, 11x11\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the proudly naughty among us. This bold, cheerful holiday wood sign delivers the ultimate Christmas confession in big red letters on a cream distressed wood background:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 DAY OF COAL\u003cbr\u003e364 DAYS OF FUN\u003cbr\u003eI'LL TAKE MY CHANCES\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA perfect piece of holiday humor for a mantle, shelf, or gift for the person on your list who has absolutely no regrets. The distressed finish gives it a farmhouse-chic look that works with any holiday decor style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBold red typography on cream distressed wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: 11\" x 11\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReady to display — stands on its own or hangs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat gift for the naughty list crowd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ \u003cstrong\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a \u003cstrong\u003eused, pre-owned item\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every care has been taken to photograph the piece thoroughly, including any visible flaws, wear, or imperfections. Please review all photos carefully before purchasing. The seller is not responsible for any flaws that may have been missed in the listing photos. All sales are final.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Peculiar Parlor","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44950734995542,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0727\/4738\/4918\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_4a14f249-d7f2-4b70-a15e-062bf18afc53.jpg?v=1781456079","url":"https:\/\/www.peculiarparlor.com\/products\/1-day-of-coal-364-days-of-fun-ill-take-my-chances-holiday-wood-sign-11x11","provider":"The Peculiar Parlor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}